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Filed under: Buffalo Sabres, draft picks, nothing, Rookies, that was random, Wow | Tags: Derek & Tyler are bros from different hos, Henrik Tallinder, JUST KIDDING, No Seriously we love the sabres, Tyler Myers is GIANT, we love <3 Derek Roy
Henrik: The embryo did split in two, but…it didn’t split equally. All the purity and strength went into Tyler.
Derek: All the crap that was left over…
Henrik: Went into what you see in the mirror every morning.
Derek: Whoa. You telling me I’m the crap?
Tyler: This is not true.
Derek: You’re telling me that I am the leftover crap? I’m no good?
Tyler: He’s wrong.
Henrik: Look at him.
Derek: Are you saying that I’m a side effect?
Henrik: You haven’t got the brain power to understand this… but Yes.
(in case you’re too young to get this: source)
Filed under: Bills Obsession
Since the Bills need a linebacker, it has been odd they have remained quiet on the free agent front for so long, and conspicuously did not draft an LB last month.
But Tim Graham tipped the world that the Bills are hosting a new FA linebacker with potential for the most polysyllabic jersey-stretching potential since London Fletcher-Baker added a hyphen and occupation to his name.
They’re hosting Pisa Tinoisamoa this week, the former Rams standout and all-time vowel holder.
Should the Bills sign this cat, they get a guy that, oddly enough, is the same kind of player Fletcher-Baker was, and one that would seriously fill gaps in the current LB corp. Tinoisamoa is a tackling machine, like F-B, and though undersized, was consistently effective and would shore up the weak side, where the Bills currently have the overmatched and under-spelled Keith Ellison.
Thus, I implore 289 to design a new fab four shirt with the Bills linebacking corp:
Corto& (or Costanzo& or DiGiorgio& but not Keith& cuz it’s boring)
Filed under: Wow | Tags: braggadoccio, lawyer sports bloggers, WE ARE SO PROUD
Just a quick post to congratulate our resident female sports blogger, who is now our resident LAWYER blogger, which makes her far and away the most accomplished Duke of Awesome.
Congrats, pinkjerseyssuck, on passing the bar! Donte Whitner is now going to call you.
Filed under: Bills Obsession, Buffalo Bills, Hall of Awesome, Honorary Dukes | Tags: donte whitner, Facebook Athletes, Honorary Dukes, how to fix a bus
This just in from Facebook:
Donte Whitner is about to get another cell phone and call it the Fan Phone…as soon as I get it I’ll post the phone number on here…wont answer all the time but you guys can text and call me!!!! COOL?
Whitner, who really is active on Facebook, posted that today, and I’m hyper excited. This is how a star on a team really connects with his fans. I fully expect he’s going to get inundated with texts and calls and messages with little time to return them, but the effort is remarkable.
Whitner – our first current Duke of Awesome – is showing exactly how a player recovers his image after an unfortunate mistake.
Though realwiley asks: “although is he REALLY prepared to meet the fans? Things could get ugly if the team slides.”
I’d tend to agree, but Bills fans, for all their drunken hijinks, are incredibly loyal to their team:
UPDATE: Just to show he’s a good sport, this should be Donte’s voicemail message: