Dukes of Awesome

BREAKING: TO purchases condo in TO by errantremark

Welp, here’s another nail in the Buffalo Bills’ stay in Buffalo coffin: Terrell Owens has purchased a brand new condo on Toronto’s waterfront, presumably as his “local home” for his tenure in Buffalo.

According to the Toronto Real Estate Board and the Toronto Star, Owens bought a waterfront condo just off Queen’s Quay in downtown Toronto.

If you’ve ever been there, the high rise condos that are all over Toronto are pretty nice, so I can’t say I fault TO for choosing that over Buffalo’s Waterfront Village condos or something similar.

As for the commute? Well, it really only takes an hour or so to get from TO to Buffalo, so it’s not bad. I’d imagine TO doesn’t mind the drive.
Plus we know TO loves theater.

  • **Update: April Fool’s. To those 50 or so people who saw this. We’re just so goddam clever, aren’t we?***

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