Filed under: Bills Obsession, Buffalo Bills | Tags: I have never really played this game, Karl Malone wasn't sleight enough?, Madden is overrated
JOHN MADDEN YOU BASTARD. EA Sports? You’re dead to me.
Curses! You are totally messing with a promising rookie’s head! I mean, he’s Karl Malone’s illegitimate son! He’s got lineage! I heartily disagree with your ranking system.
I hate you and your confidence-damaging ways. I mean, D-Bell is totally crushed:
‘That’s nothing to me.’ It makes me feel even better because this time next year, I want to see what my rating is.”
Wait, what? That’s motivation? So wait, EA Sports, you gave a player with a massive chip on his shoulder even MORE reason to kick ass?
Thank you, John Madden and EA Sports. This is bulletin board material in the Bills’ locker room. I certainly hope you didn’t rank Marshawn Lynch below someone like Ronnie Brown.
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