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Dick Jauron recently called into broadcasting guru Jim Rome’s show to talk about the Bills’ upcoming season. Here’s the transcript.
(“Lust for Life” plays)
Rome: Allright clones welcome back to the Jungle. With me now. Buffalo Bills coach. Man. Class Act. Dick Jauron. Dick, Rome.
DJ: Hi. Thanks for having me.
Rome: Dick, Jeff Francouer – Class?
Rome: Mans up. Speaks eloquently. Class. Man. Jeff Francouer.
DJ: I thought you wanted to talk about the…
Rome: Clones. Jeff Francouer. The Jungle. Interview. Replay in the best of.
DJ: Jim, I’m not especially concerned about Jeff Francouer.
Rome: Clones. Let’s go to email. “Rome – Why would you expect that I cheat on my wife? Do I look like a cheater? – Roger Clemens “…Jeff in Riverside with the Clemens bomb. Dick.
DJ: If we’re not –
Rome: Back To email. “Rome – Ced-“… Clones. Been in this business 20 years…2 kids…not my first Rocket bomb… “Rome – Cedric Benson has issues.”…signed…”Craig MacTavish”??? (buzzer sounds) Clones. Why do I get these mails? Is there a joke there?!? You are not funny…I on the other hand…Jauron.
Rome: Oh I get it. Craig MacTavish…DWI…HA-HA-HA. Who writes this garbage. Clones. Dick. The Jungle. Francouer. Class.
DJ: (hangs up)
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