Dukes of Awesome


“Bob Sanders”? More Like “Bob …He sucks. by buckybrooks
Why didnt anyone tell me Brett left?
“Why didn’t anyone tell me Brett left!?”
8 Thoughts on Bob Sanders.
  1. It is physically and nearly mathematically impossible to have a worse d-line then last year.   So he can’t be of much hurt.
  2. He was just fired, so maybe he can’t be of much help.
  3. His defense ranked near the bottom of the league, despite playing whatever QB scrub Minnesota started (twice); whatever QB scrub Detroit started (twice); and whatever QB scrub Chicago started (twice). 
  4. He went to Davidson, so it fits the profile of Bills coaches who are both book smart and lack personality.
  5. He coached at Duke, so he is well equipped to coach terrible talent.
  6. He coached at Florida in the 90s, so he is well equipped to coach beneath head coaches who are awful in the NFL.
  7. Despite the uncanny resemblance he is not related to Bob Sanders of the Colts
  8. He was fired for blowing too many fourth quarter leads, something he shouldn’t have to worry about in Buffalo, because the odds of us actually having a fourth quarter lead are as remote as the US government sucessfully spending their way out of this  budget deficit.  That’s right. 
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Thanks for ruining next year.

Comment by Nick

wow ur retarded and have no clue wat ur talkn about

Comment by big

ur a complete joke

Comment by big

o green bay top scoring defense last year w no offense yea das rite learn wat ur sayn dousch

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